I’m starting a new blog!

It’s going to be called: Triple-tier Bad Wedding Ideas

Post #1:

 ninja:  have you seen this video of the wedding in St Paul that started with dance/
 me:  yesssssssss
we’re trying to keep it a little shorter than that
didn’t the wedding party loop through twice or something?
 ninja:  yah, they came around.
5 min was a little long IMO
they looked like they were having such a great time though
you have to sell it!
 me:  it’ll be a good time after the ceremony!
 ninja:  i understand. you dont want to be a copycat.
how about a cirque de soleil inspired performance?
with ropes and poles.
 me:  um if you’ll choreograph it for us –
my mom’s not very agile
 ninja:  no worries. as long as she can tilt her head onto one side, she can DJ!
 me:  T_T

I had all these terrible terribly funny ideas but I can’t remember them anymore.

One thing that is actually happening, our first dance is going to be “Perhaps perhaps, perhaps” by Cake! har-har-har

It’s a good song tho.

In case you haven’t seen it yet: